February 2012
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eonline:
OMG! Paris Hilton’s new single “Drunk Text” is about exactly what it sounds like.
Can this be the last time you make music drunk or sober?
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Ash Wednesday: An Overheard Conversation
Girl 1: I kinda wanna get ashes today. Do you have to like sit through a whole mass to get 'em though?
Girl 2: Oh my God, I wanna get 'em too but I'm totally not going if you have to sit through a whole entire mass.
Girl 3: Yeah, actually you don't have to go to whole mass. You actually just go right up to the guy and he puts 'em on your head.
Girl 1: Oh thank God. You wanna go get 'em after lunch?
Girl 2: Umm, I would...but I'm going to the library actually.
Girl 1: Fuck it, I guess I just won't go. They should definitely make it easier to get ashes. I mean, like it's important to some people...
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WHY IS IT SO COLD?!
I’m going to go sit in the oven now.
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tyleroakley:
toocooltobehipster:
Officer mistakes a black guys penis as a weapon.
SORRY ‘BOUT THAT.
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literallysame:
this will always be funny
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The only thing I roll up is a burrito
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You have got to swing it, shake it, move it, make...
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